March 05, 2008
Mick Jagger Owes Life To Poseidon...
Hell's Angels took to the sea... apparently...MQ from NYC
According to the The Smoking Gun, the Hell's Angels' plot to murder Mick Jagger was thwarted by a freak storm that sank their boat on their way to Jagger's house on Long Island.
Can't make this stuff up.
I know what you're wondering... One attempt? That's it?
Then I thought about it. You're in the Hell's Angels. You are a bad-as-fuck motorcycle gang. You hatch a scheme to murder Mick Jagger. Inexplicably, you find yourself on a boat.. on your way to murder Mick Jagger.. I ask: What did they think was gonna happen?
This: They run into the wrath and fury of the sea... Their boat flips and sinks.
Dude. Not in the cards. Move on. Maybe aim lower next time. Defenseless hippies certainly won't have divine intervention on their side.
Posted by ny2lon at March 5, 2008 04:00 PM
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